ready or not, here i come...

yippiekaiyay suckers.

i've just gone from this...

boooooooooooooring.

to this...

SUPER DUPER EXCITING!!!!!

some quick FAQ:

Q: mat, so where are you going to?
A: i'm going to be working at blizzard you artard. if you don't know what that company does, google it.

Q: how are you so good looking?
A: a dash of the parental's genes, a smidge of my sparkling smile and a tablespoon of my dreamy eyes.

Q: hey awesome mat, what are you going to be doing there?
A: not really sure yet, but i'll be on the wow team doing something or other. not being a GM though.

Q: matty boy, can you get me beta testing versions of starcraft 2 or free wow accounts?
A: i'll let you know after i've worked there for longer than zero hours

Q: yo kish, how'd you get the position?
A: they said i did really good in the interview, but all i did was talk about what video games i play. kids, i guess it pays sometimes to play a lot of video games.

Q: really awesome mat, can you get me a job there?
A: again, let me fill out my W-2 forms, and then we can start employment negotiations

hopefully i can blog from here like quest. but most likely not. hilarious stories will be up soon as well as random funny posts once i get adjusted to the hours and job. sorry i've been lagging so much lately. the awesomeness will pick up. i promise. or else you can leave mean comments.

winner, winner, kentucky fried chicken dinner...

i really thought people would get most of these, so i continued to make them harder and harder. i guess not tho, huh? hah. so take a look, and please don't get mad at number nine. haha

1. forrest gump

2. singin' in the rain

3. rudy

4. little miss sunshine

5. ocean's eleven

6. top gun

7. mission impossible

8. matrix

9. lion king

10. the rock




11. spiderman 3

Dave K. got the following correct...
1) Forrest Gump holding Bubba
6) TopGun
7) Mission Impossible

Derek got the following correct...
6.Top Gun
7.Mission Impossible
8.Matrix

ero got the following correct...
2.singin’ in the rain
7.mission: impossible
8.the matrix

Adrienne got the following correct...
2. singing in the rain
4. little miss sunshine
6. top gun
7. mission impossible
8. matrix
11. spiderman 3

eugene Ho got the following correct...
#4 little miss sunshine
#5 ocean's 11
#6 top gun
#7 mission impossible
#8 matrix
#11 spider-man 3

Wiz got the following correct...
3. Rudy

and as you can see....

it's a tie between adrienne and eugene. since adrienne won the last one, i'll give this victory to eugene. so eugene, come claim your prize at my store. if you really don't want something else, lemme know.

at THEEEEEE............

family reunion...

WHO WE INTRODUCIN,

WHO WE INTRODUCIN'

so many memories, it's too hard to make just one post about it. but i digress. i miss all of you. especially you. and you. and YOU.

:(

movie action figures

welcome to june's game. as it is so simply entitled, all you have to do is figure out what movie the action figures are portraying. here's your example:

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

now they can be from the movie poster like the example, or a scene from the actual movie. get it? good. and just to remind you exactly what you're playing for:

• your name on the wall of awesomeness
  
• your choice of something(under $12) from my shop

remember: it's the most correct guesses. so just because there's an answer up there, doesn't necessarily mean it's right. the game will go on until july 1. so enjoy!!

1.

hold me wolvie.

2.

does anybody know who this is?!? hahaha

3.

if you can name everybody here, you are awesome. seriously awesome.

4.

that big thing on the right is supposed to be a car. but i don't have a large car.

5.

b&w. sorry i'm a horrendous photographer.

6.

exo squad representin

7.

ray from ghostbusters says hello.

8.

stone cold or goldberg?

9.

hint: votron is holding something.

10.

oooh la la. look at that white wall.

11.

this was the coolest ninja turtle. his name is slash.

random lookalike of the day!!


atlanta hawks PF marvin williams and the little girl in the bernie mac show

dodgers all you can waste section...

one of the biggest things happening in the chavez ravine isn't that russell martin is in first place for all star catcher voting or that the dodgers are tearing it up with this kid broxton, but rather it's that they have an all you can eat section in right field for $35. i've never wasted my food at a sporting event like this. here's some pics of the aftermath...

you can only take four items at a time. but it takes a while to eat 4 dodger dogs. trust me. and kobayashi.


me and tsushima getting excited about ordering tons and tons of peanuts.


they start serving food during BP all the way up till the 5th inning. it's still not enough for the sexy guy on the left.


look at all that trash. don't worry. it's not all mine. that cup below me isn't mine.


the scenic view of the pavilion in chavez ravine


how heebie is gonzo?!? hahahaha

some of the highlights from the game:

• mets fans constantly getting kicked out
• fans acting as vendors throwing around peanuts and dodger dogs
• did i mention all you can eat dodger dogs?
• having ball park peanuts and water for the next two weeks
  
• oh yeah and the dodgers won 9-1. woo freaking hoo.

so who wants to go?!?

random lookalike of the day!


ny mets ricky ledee and a really ugly ogre

what are you playing???

here are the video games i'm currently playing and my short recraps on them...

legend of zelda: twilight princess -GC

i am not the twilight princess btw.

this is the game i find myself playing the most. my review? it's awesome. every aspect of the game has been phenomenal. even the small things. like catching bugs, shooting bomb arrows, and howling at the moon. i've played about 50 hours and i'm not quite done yet.

i recommend this to people who have tons of time and like solving puzzles a bit more than fighting. computer programmers, accountants and authors would enjoy this game.

god of war - PS2

kratos > jack bauer.

i started this game about 2 weeks ago and can't get enough of it. half of the time i'm just jamming on the buttons. the other half of the time i'm wondering when i can jam on the buttons some more. i really appreciate this game because it's been challenging the entire way. no easy parts, and no toning down on the cursing and bloodshed.

i recommend this to people who are really into big destruction. demolition derby drivers, construction workers and the devil would really like this game.

warcraft iii: the frozen throne - PC

check out that rank.

i just started playing this again. maybe not "JUST", because it's been about four months now and within that time have boosted myself up to a respectable level 22(and rising) bnet player. if you've been wasting your time with wow, and furthermore the burning crusade expansion, it's time to waste your time with a better game.

i recommend this to people who are really awesome. everybody should enjoy this game.

trauma center - DS

one of the most interesting games on market, i've been stuck on the same mission for about three months. i've let everybody try this game out. not one person has disliked it.

i recommend this to people who like things out of the ordinary. surgeons, people who are good at the board game operation and med students should like this game.

has anybody beaten this game?!?

madden 2007 - PS2

actual gameplay.

i'm on year 8 of my career with the niners. i've never lost a game. granted my team consists of reggie bush at HB, vince young at QB, and a cast of wintersburg friends as my defensive unit(that are all rated 99 overall). stupid computer never picks up the 99 rated players off of free agency.

i recommend this to people who like football games. surprise surprise. people who want to lose at this game should play me.

def jam: fight for ny - PS2

that's snoop dogg telling you it sucks. and he's not even from ny!!!

i lie. i'm not really playing it. i played it once for like an hour trying to give it a chance and completed hated it. being a true prowrestling fan, it was ridiculous to see rappers like method man and ludacris perform the rock bottom from a speaker is just stupid. now using the rock in smackdown vs. raw makes sense.

i recommend this to people who i dislike. that means you. really stupid people will like this game.

yes, that is a lot of games. this makes it look like i don't have time for anything else. but i do. i also write on this thing. haha

random lookalike of the day!!!


cleveland indians hurler c.c. sabathia and alvin chipmunk

are you bored?

i know you will be some time today and will eventually need some form of pointless entertainment. enjoy.

but don't worry. this isn't the game for june. the june game will be awesome. i promise.

oh and can you beat my high score of 102425. booo-gyeah.

just like nanaca crash! except awesomer!!!!

want some pie?

so this one time i go down to san diego to dtr with this one girl. so i go down with my friend who will rename nameless. ok so....

***FLASH FORWARD***

we all eat dinner as a large group, and then after dinner the majority of the group are in the living room watching some tv show and so me and the girl go into the other room to 'talk'. about a half hour or so into it, one of the people from the other room walk in and asks us if we want some pie. yes, you read that right. PIE.

successful dtr # 82!!

start inner monologue/

SOME FREAKING PIE!!! can't you see we're kinda in the middle of something?!? get the crap outta here!!! who does that? hahahaha who interrupts a dtr for anything in the world?!?

/exit inner monologue

and so i'm like.....NO i do not want any pie!!! ahahahaha can't you see we're kinda in the middle of something?!? get the crap outta here!!! who does that? hahahaha who interrupts a dtr for anything in the world?!?

the end.

but seriously... do you know anyone who would do this? bringing pie to the middle of a dtr. ridunkuloso.

why did i write about this you ask? well i wanted another shirt design for my online store.

front:


back:

also, for all you bay area folk, here's a design just for all yalls.

how to: make free money.

this just happened to me yesterday.

we are looking for extra ways to save some money. recycling cans and bottles, keeping a jar for loose change, but one of the biggest unknown markets for making a bit of extra cash is by blogging. yes, by doing what you already love to do: writing online, you can earn a quick buck.

how lucrative is it you ask? well john chow is a blogger that teaches the average joe how to make money online. oh yeah, and his site generates over $10,000 a month just by blogging! from various advertisements, he teaches others how others how to get more traffic and accrue that cashMON-e, and even helps out people by backlinking to his site.

one of the main ways to make money online that john chow teaches is through google adsense, which is an affiliate program that pays you the blogger when people visit and click the ads. he uses this, and 7 other programs to generate his cash flow. i encourage all of you who enjoy blogging to check out his site. and i know you all enjoy blogging, because you all..

a) get bored and need something to read or do on the internet
b) read my crappy site
c) love talking about yourself

i mean.... you're already blogging. why not make a little extra cash on the side?

right now, my blog is like this...

maybe i should put some keys on my keyboard.

hopefully in a couple months with the aide of john chow, my blog will be more like this...

and maybe i should get a mouse.

the 3 second rule

smelly fish. do not let that go more than 3 seconds.

do you believe in it? because i surely do. 76% of all foods should be included in this rule. those foods would be...

• any breads and rice(because it's harder for dirt to stick to them)
• candy(because no amount of lint can ruin a gummi bear)
• vegetables(because nothing can make them taste worse than they already are)
• a good piece of meat/seafood(since a good piece of meat/seafood should never be wasted. no matter how long it's been on the floor)
• fruits with a skin(like apples or bananas or guavas)
  

and things that aren't included are things like ice cream and sticks of butter.

so why am i talking about the three second rule? well, the other day i was eating some eggs and rice. i was watching a rerun of the office. but if you know me and office, i can't get enough. so even when i watch reruns, it's hard for my focus to be taken off the television. so as i'm watching my favorite current tv show, i'm eating my 17th favorite meal of all time: eggs and rice. so needless to say i'm really happy. i mean really happy. all of a sudden i notice out of the corner of my eye i see a piece of rice that fell from my plate. not wanting to waste any food, or miss any second of the office, i hurriedly picked the rice up off the floor withing 1.3 seconds and put it back in my mouth.

and then i notice that i just ate a small piece of white paper. and i have no idea how long it was sitting on the ground.

mmmmm college ruled.

morale of the day: never watch the office when you are eating really good food.

random lookalike of the day!!!


coach k and regional manager of scranton michael scott